tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37866432802403005462024-03-18T21:22:21.996-07:00 tô com fome mãeHenry Kapranoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17188975012092861871noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3786643280240300546.post-31956684285460085062010-12-19T17:21:00.000-08:002010-12-19T17:37:43.096-08:00solidão is in the air - parte I<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:worddocument> <w:view>Normal</w:View> <w:zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:trackmoves/> <w:trackformatting/> <w:hyphenationzone>21</w:HyphenationZone> <w:punctuationkerning/> <w:validateagainstschemas/> <w:saveifxmlinvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:ignoremixedcontent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:alwaysshowplaceholdertext>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:donotpromoteqf/> <w:lidthemeother>PT-BR</w:LidThemeOther> <w:lidthemeasian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:lidthemecomplexscript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:compatibility> <w:breakwrappedtables/> <w:snaptogridincell/> <w:wraptextwithpunct/> <w:useasianbreakrules/> 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mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin;} </style> <![endif]--><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Oi lindos.</span></span> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Nesse post pretendo dar dicas de como você saber se é forever</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> alone, </span><span style="font-size:85%;">que é uma coisa da qual sei falar bem por <s>experiência própria</s> conhecer muita gente assim.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Inicialmente você tem que definir em qual categoria de forever alone suas atitudes se encaixam – afinal, alguma definição você tem que ter nessa sua vida <s>de merda</s>. Seguem abaixo alguns exemplos com os quais você talvez se identifique:</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;">• <b>Você tem cabelo ruim:</b> ok amigo vamos deixar claro que feiúra é uma coisa que nasce com o ser humano, alguns mais <s>como você</s> e outros menos <s>como eu né</s>, mas cabelo ruim</span><span style="font-size:85%;"> </span><span style="font-size:85%;">hoje é só pra quem quer mesmo passar vergonha. Afinal, existe ta</span><span style="font-size:85%;">nto alisante de 3 reais aí pra que né (pra que se ainda tem quem ache que é legal amarrar o cabelo empapado de kolene e deixá-lo com aquele cheiro característico de tabaca velha).</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJKJZGE60iBeAZbK6bgNhwGrHuws6JbtQH107828GhYpsKCV-PbcwoSBaGhV0tfZtquMyTtdoaemiQgLiTGtF_WwTC9Ugf6u3DX7s7Jp5pC8BckvJMCQtGq0RCAKsmP70WVGPfdj8jtulD/s1600/VanessadaMata-320x240-12756.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 150px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJKJZGE60iBeAZbK6bgNhwGrHuws6JbtQH107828GhYpsKCV-PbcwoSBaGhV0tfZtquMyTtdoaemiQgLiTGtF_WwTC9Ugf6u3DX7s7Jp5pC8BckvJMCQtGq0RCAKsmP70WVGPfdj8jtulD/s200/VanessadaMata-320x240-12756.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552568906792115346" border="0" /></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">eu sou neguinha</span></span></p> <p face="arial" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></p><p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">• <b>Você é excluído do seu ciclo social:</b> acontece <s>sempre com tod</s></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><s>o mundo uma vez na vida ok</s> quando você faz de tudo pra chamar a atenção da galera etc mas aí percebe que existem até vegetais mais enturmados que você ou pedras com assuntos mais interessantes que os seus. Ou então pode acontecer quando você é muito lindo etc e todo mundo te inveja, quando você é metido a machão brigão irredutível </span><span style="font-size:85%;">ou quando você troca o “partiu baladinha” pra ficar na ne</span><span style="font-size:85%;">t lendo esse tipo de cultura inútil.</span></p> <p face="arial" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhot3MLI5MaivQ93GZ-yYumHiuykQB4bqGm1EG8uOVk44n5v66DAubZIe2PCR_fiv3tSdVKLwaCNuXNd9WDnff4CehTHCAd3eO10piEw7ZDIniG7tqn4SjPtNo9lwQKwgUXyrq_J_lKQZWb/s1600/OgAAAKhgwFfFcRaiDFvsT1u1_kwAwNDEFvUrQs5hvmP1WkzZIMLJXUMDIVY5FMilhjn4JNVVu_kq_JSfQnqNW5I90pIAm1T1UMnqyBOEf3YdyeEmxuanSanZ2jZV.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhot3MLI5MaivQ93GZ-yYumHiuykQB4bqGm1EG8uOVk44n5v66DAubZIe2PCR_fiv3tSdVKLwaCNuXNd9WDnff4CehTHCAd3eO10piEw7ZDIniG7tqn4SjPtNo9lwQKwgUXyrq_J_lKQZWb/s200/OgAAAKhgwFfFcRaiDFvsT1u1_kwAwNDEFvUrQs5hvmP1WkzZIMLJXUMDIVY5FMilhjn4JNVVu_kq_JSfQnqNW5I90pIAm1T1UMnqyBOEf3YdyeEmxuanSanZ2jZV.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552569445690534066" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;font-size:78%;" >patinho feio way of life</span><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" ><br /></span></p><span style="font-family: arial;font-size:85%;" ></span><p style="font-family: arial;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="font-family: arial;" face="arial" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">• <b>Você é <s>metido a</s> pegador <s>puta</s></b>: olha meu na boa se toca que nem todo m</span><span style="font-size:85%;">undo quer saber que você usa corrente de prata ou ta com a chave da moto <s>emprestada</s> pendurada na calça. Muita gente ainda vai te dar aquele fora e se tiver tomando champagne vai jogar na tua cara com taça e tudo (ou até mesmo um copo descartável com aquela cerveja quente). Os tipos mais comuns são 1. ele(a) ta acompanhado(a) 2. ele(a) <s>também</s> é forever alone e 3. ele(a) não curte a fruta ok (ou dá conta da fruteira i</span><span style="font-size:85%;">nteira e não faz questão <s>tipo cadela</s>).</span></p> <p face="arial" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhWTMagiL7LHKGdML4lFw6DWn9JO8cPq6WxG5LbirFMd4dYxwgSu8ao3Bsew01k8tRuFQyeQ75hfauY_dpqSuWH1H0IeiFFm4SRO2sxfiTPNbqV0i7QUjfH0KpXI29MwsR32b9JMHHLIcK/s1600/OgAAAFfjbza296iccxYfKGfLrYfTvocHUw06MWyfWKYIUpFuAOkYhDOH7T_ke-_UCKedmIBnlJLyW3lcFu1PLzJAI0oAm1T1UFM93gDQfO60OVdSapro4vxhCHpD.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 134px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhWTMagiL7LHKGdML4lFw6DWn9JO8cPq6WxG5LbirFMd4dYxwgSu8ao3Bsew01k8tRuFQyeQ75hfauY_dpqSuWH1H0IeiFFm4SRO2sxfiTPNbqV0i7QUjfH0KpXI29MwsR32b9JMHHLIcK/s400/OgAAAFfjbza296iccxYfKGfLrYfTvocHUw06MWyfWKYIUpFuAOkYhDOH7T_ke-_UCKedmIBnlJLyW3lcFu1PLzJAI0oAm1T1UFM93gDQfO60OVdSapro4vxhCHpD.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552570460379198386" border="0" /></a></span></p><p style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-size:78%;">kkkk se fudeu bbk</span><br /></span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">• <b>Você tem poucos amigos</b>: ou até mesmo nenhum né, porque ninguém gosta de você e não quer nem ouvir seu nome, só porque você <s>é um típico encosto de chacrete</s> possui ideologias diferentes dos demais.</span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-dX3b9w-OPMpdUNB5pokXBe4luegpfC6lNUfaUWlDmfHl4q9ZP1w8udklv9ryDZmISXlsJge1ZY_BNDstPf43-oWmMpNkgYiXvcIoOTloFDSqvLixL1dGHPUsEW0_gj0PmHUWrJbWkBtC/s1600/naufrago2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-dX3b9w-OPMpdUNB5pokXBe4luegpfC6lNUfaUWlDmfHl4q9ZP1w8udklv9ryDZmISXlsJge1ZY_BNDstPf43-oWmMpNkgYiXvcIoOTloFDSqvLixL1dGHPUsEW0_gj0PmHUWrJbWkBtC/s320/naufrago2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552571221591499330" border="0" /></a></span></p> <p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p style="text-align: center;font-family:arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:78%;">tom hanks kd</span></p><p style="font-family: arial;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:85%;">Se você se identificou com algum desses tipos, <s>BEM-VINDO AO CLUBE DÁ AQUI 01 ABRAÇO</s> você é forever alone. Existem mais tipos e variantes, mas esses são os mais comuns, até porque não dá mesmo pra dar conta da gentalha toda num post merreca que eu fiz morrendo de sono. Um beijo.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""> </span></p>Henry Kapranoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17188975012092861871noreply@blogger.com20